I frequently visit bash for mild entertainment when I'm done reading news, tech news, hilarious news, tv synopsises, webcomics, and no one's online to whine to about how boring work is. Today, I've come across the best quote ever because it totally gives a new perspective on ye ol phrase "plenty of fish in the sea":

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

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Friends! I have just made a breakthrough discover while I was taking a leisurely shower in the afternoon before a mid-semester exam!

Bi-curious girls should hook up with a fat guy because not only does it satisfy their cravings for a male but it also satisfies their curiosity of being with a woman because of *drumroll* BOOBS!
This is not a one way street of love folks, oh no. It's a mutual beneficial partnership because this would cancel out the increasing rate of depression in fat guys!

It's a win win situation here, folks. And everyone walks home happy!

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