I don't know why anyone would want to make their poop festive. I mean, I for one don't look into the bowl and think "I wish I could make my poop into pretty shapes!" But obviously someone did, which is why you can by the Turd Twister to shape your poop into stars, a bat, a heart, and many other things. Excuse me while I vomit.
Product page - via Gizmodo
Labels: gifts

COUPLES who smoke when they conceive their child are almost twice as likely to get a baby girl, according to research which suggests tobacco "kills" boy foetuses.
An Australian fertility expert has voiced concern that the startling results could encourage wannabe parents to take up the habit to control their baby's sex.
More on this interesting article here
Labels: babies, fertility, gender, smoking

Pastel sugar chicks
just as cute as the real thing
I EAT YOU ARRR MMMM
Labels: Holidays